respecting their sexuality
self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but only on tuesdays
And now, the weather.
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
Yes.
What? How? O_O
IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN
HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?
Waaaaat
Yup
I’m doubting
I call bullshit
OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–
Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????
It’s the same as it was on my dash
wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE
How the fuck
confused
It didn’t work??
OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)
considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens
fuck it. why not
How the fuck
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.
No one should scroll past this
*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this
Everyone should reblog this
Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”
This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett








